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Argh!!! Argh!!! ... Argh!!! The cologne Wei Sheng gave me smells like women's perfume! Actually, the box says it's for men, but it smells way too sweet. Makes me smell like candy. Anyone wanna eat some candy? Lol. By the way, although 'cologne' is defined to us as men's perfume in some ways, but does anyone know that it's actually denoted as 'toilet water'? And the abbreviation of my name, W.C, actually stands for 'water closet'. Meaning, toilet. Ivan rubs it in by mentioning that all the time.

It's always been known to me that knowledge is a powerful thing to acquire, even little trivia pieces like the ones above is crucial, in certain situations. Language is important as well. Things like math and science, even monkeys beat us at them. We're such losers... However, what differentiates us from other intelligent beings like dolphins and chimpanzees is that we have the power/ability to communicate in detail for we have languages which we have at our disposal. Really, experiments have proven that chimpanzees far outperform even mathematicians and scientists in calculations! Hmm, Frederick isn't going to be too happy to have a monkey on top of him in the rankings... Ah, speaking of dolphins, there's another piece of trivia involved. It's a little bit 'disturbing to the weak-hearted' though. Apart from humans, dolphins are the only ones to engage in intercourse for the purpose of pleasure. The rest? Other animals only use that 'function' for carrying out life's natural processes. They're so obedient towards the laws set down by our creators. Shows how polluted humans are...AND dolphins.

Haha, ok, ok. Enough of dirty talk. Incidents in this cosy little week...nothing much actually. Went for basketball on Saturday, came back with the my skin grazed off from my right feet's little toe. Nice, very nice. That pair of shoes is getting way too tight. Most of the people who went got sunburnt, I didn't though. I have thick skin, I guess. Hey, I meant that literally, not figuratively. Went to a seafood restaurant on Sim Min Road for a steamboat dinner this Friday. It costed a bomb though, damnit. Thailand's having one of it's celebrated festivals recently, amid political mayhem. The festival's the one where they drench whoever they see with a pail of water. Almost got drenched today when I passed by some Thailand nationals. Phew. Of course, they got a fair share of my evil glare.

Gotta sign off now, it's getting late. I'm off to play Far Cry 2 before I turn in. So, see you all. ^^